Findings:
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- nick can write love poems again
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Love Child
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- i can't love you anymore
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- You can't make someone love you
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- nobody loves a genius child
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
- Can I have a light?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Can real love survive over time
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Any song can be a love song
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Can't Buy Me Love
- if I can't have silence
- You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
- you can't love him anymore.
- it's mine, and you can't have it
- You can't love with half a heart
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- You, standing
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- I love you but I have to let you go
- EDB is having my alien love child
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- How long have you been in love with her?
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- can the patient make love?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- can till can't
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I can only love a world with empty pockets
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- But can a robot love.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- you can't have it both ways
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- This is why we can't have nice things
- Why Can't This Be Love
- i can't love you today
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- True Love Can Wait
- you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- You can't have everything
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Love Child (user)
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Knots I have known and loved
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Teenage love can suck pretty bad
- Yan Can Cook
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
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