Findings:

• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Mind without body
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• When he became an old man
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Half-sour pickle
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Just to see what it would be like
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• And then God laughed like Hell
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• God must be living in the sea.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Where would America be without Canada?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• eternity would be boring
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• What is it like to be a bat?
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Be My God
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Much like what music wants to be
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• What life after death will really be like
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• That would be me
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Look siad me Be like me
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• God must be deaf
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Hot pursuit
• If God was willing to let it be
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Your god might be evil....
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The best kind of bartender
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• What it's like to be in love
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Be a man
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• That I Would Be Good
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To God Be the Glory
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• She must be what cocaine is like
• A Man Needs To be Told
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Be a model or just look like one
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• You Shall Be as Gods
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Could man be drunk for ever
• it would be hilarious if only
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Be your own man
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• The man who refused to be King
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid

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