Findings:

• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I could have been one of a two
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• you would have been
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I wish I was a half of a two
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Two Loves
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• i love him (user)
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• AES may have been broken
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• What pornos would have us believe
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• My way of showing love was consumption
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• I have just been shot
• I could have been Canadian
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Two teenagers on love
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• this girl I was in love with
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• he would have laughed
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Why we have two ears
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• With him it was always like
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Love on the Volcano: Chapter Two
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• he would have cried
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I love you but I have to let you go
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• love like you've never been hurt
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• She Bit Him In Two
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• I may or may not have been naked
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Bernie would have won
• I married him because he was not mean
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Names have been changed
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls In Love
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• What have you been smoking?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid

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