I am officially an idiot
. I work as a lifeguard at the YMCA, in an indoor pool. Watching the pool the other day, one of the swim instructors came up to me...
"Could you do me a favor?" she asked.
"Yeah, sure. What?"
"Could you keep an eye out for some HAMMERHEAD SHARKS
? Claire here is afraid they will get her while she is learning to swim." She said loudly enough for Claire to hear.
"OK, no problem", I said, and smiled at the little girl.
Ten minutes later
, in the daze of being very tired and very burnt, I caught myself ACTUALLY looking for hammerhead sharks, in the indoor pool.
Moral of the story: don't smoke so much wacky tobaccy