I am officially an idiot. I work as a lifeguard at the YMCA, in an indoor pool. Watching the pool the other day, one of the swim instructors came up to me...

"Could you do me a favor?" she asked.

"Yeah, sure. What?"

"Could you keep an eye out for some HAMMERHEAD SHARKS? Claire here is afraid they will get her while she is learning to swim." She said loudly enough for Claire to hear.

"OK, no problem", I said, and smiled at the little girl.
Ten minutes later, in the daze of being very tired and very burnt, I caught myself ACTUALLY looking for hammerhead sharks, in the indoor pool.

Moral of the story: don't smoke so much wacky tobaccy.

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