IOW

IOW means In Other Words. In other words, it's an acronym. No, "In other words" is NOT an acronym. But "IOW" is.

IOW also stands for the Isle of Wight, off the south coast of England, which is home to both a vampire convention and a garlic convention, by a perculiar twist of fate.

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