Findings:

• the road ahead will be bumpy
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• There Will Be Blood
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Peace be upon him
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If it be your will
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It will be good when I am leader
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I will be your young sinner
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The end will be a sellout
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The next life will be better
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Marks which will never be broken
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I will always be in the details
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• there will be a last
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This love will be your downfall.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• It will never be just you
• I will be light
• Everything will be alright
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Squids will be Squids
• You never think it will be the ducks
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be time
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Will I cease to be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I fear I will be nothing
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Be There
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will I be given that chance?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• node that will be my legacy
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• On the comet there will be much pie
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• I will be in my trailer!
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be no more stories to read
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• My RPG will be a work of art
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• all the cute guys will be there
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• They will not be named!
• Someday, I will be strong
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Even the dead will not be safe

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