Findings:
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- kick ass
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Will I ever know?
- will our souls remember where we said we'd meet?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- You And I Will Meet Again
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Wild Colonials
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Canada Kicks Ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- To the girl I will meet someday
- we will rise to meet the dead
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- swamp ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Wild Ass and the Lion
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Frogs
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- The Ass in the Lion's Skin
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- The "ass" jellybean
- Ass like a chicken
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- my ass, your face
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Kerr's Ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- a huge man ass (user)
- How to wash your ass
- Morrison's Lament
- ASS HOLE (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- On the Road with My Pet Goat
- African wild ass
- Ass Ponys
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- ass hole!!! (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
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