Findings:

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have no power over me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• What have you done for me lately?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Have One On Me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• It could have been me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Things video games have taught me
• You stole what they would have given you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Where the streets have no name
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Kids have no concept of time
• I have no complaint
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Computers have no sense of time
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• How long have you been in love with her?
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Heart, have no pity
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Californians have no soul
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I have no faith in your God
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• What pornos would have us believe
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Words Have No Meaning
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• She Will Have Her Way
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• They have no bones.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Atheists have no support group
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I would like to have emotions
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I have no hair
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• you would have been
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names

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