Findings:

• All poets like to kick
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• what would you like?
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• Would you like fries with that?
• A face like a slapped arse
• I would like to buy you a drink
• I would like
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• Half-sour pickle
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Would you like an OS with that?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Cornelius Fudge
• I like to kick people with my fists
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I never thought it would be like this
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Just to see what it would be like
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• I would like to see your little bits
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I would like to bring you here
• I would like to have emotions
• Mind without body
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• What would you give your left arm for?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Would you like to know more?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Only her hands would give her away
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Arse Biscuits
• Bunch of Arse!
• Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
• The Horse's Arse (user)
• Arses
• "So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
• Cornelius
• Jerry Cornelius (user)
• Jerry Cornelius
• Cornelius Scarecrow (user)
• Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa
• Doctor Cornelius
• Jeremiah Cornelius (user)
• Publius Cornelius Tacitus
• Cornelius Vanderbilt
• Cornelius Jansen
• Cornelius Cossus
• Publius Cornelius Scipio Aemilianus
• Cornelius Castoriadis
• Jeremiah Cornelius
• Maximus Cornelius (user)
• Fudge
• hot fudge
• fudge factor
• fudge pie
• Fudge wheel
• E.L. Fudge
• Butterscotch Fudge
• edelweiss fudge pie
• Peanut Butter Chocolate Fudge
• Vanilla Fudge
• You mean the me that you would be
• Snickers Fudge
• cherry-walnut fudge
• Fudgy Wudgy Fudge Face
• give
• give head
• Give a flying fuck
• Give the Anarchist a Cigarette
• Give me a break!
• Things that give our life meaning
• Things that give life meaning
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Don't give up
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Give a run
• Give one a bit
• Give one a cuff
• Give one a stab
• Give one the blanket
• Give one the works
• Give up
• I give myself
• Give All to Love
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give equal rights to gays
• Give it the old college try
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• Give Me Strength
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me a moment, please
• It gives a clear and present light
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Things you give people that they keep
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Give Me Your Children
• talking can only give you away
• Give yourself up
• More than he was willing to give
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Give Us A Clue
• Something's Gotta Give
• give out
• Give me back my bike!
• Give My Regards to Broadway
• Never Give an Inch
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You

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