Findings:

• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• we have a lot of work to do
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What Would Judas Do?
• What would EDB do?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Our work and why we do it
• Do you work here?
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What Would You Do?
• What would Solaris do?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What would Machiavelli do?
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Why males have nipples
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Fuck them all but the six
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• What Would Buddha Do?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• What Would God Do?
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What would Feynman do?
• Do what you have to do
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• I would do that for you
• No, but I'll have a beer
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• they carry but they do not understand
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What Would Jesus Do?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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