Findings:

• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• he would have laughed
• In the time you have
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What pornos would have us believe
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I must have called a thousand times
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I don't have the time
• he would have cried
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• you would have been
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Kids have no concept of time
• Computers have no sense of time
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I would like to have emotions
• You stole what they would have given you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Long Haired Preachers
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Bernie would have won
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• what real progress have we made?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You mean the me that you would be
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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