Findings:
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- You stole what they would have given you
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I would like to have emotions
- he would have laughed
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- I have had enough of Survivor
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- he would have cried
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- if you have had your midnights
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- What pornos would have us believe
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- you would have been
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Bernie would have won
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- We have had enough of your beige
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- metrical feet
- shake the dust off your feet
- itchy feet
- Cold Feet
- two left feet
- And their feet move
- You mean the me that you would be
- ears with feet
- Look at my feet in those mangoes
- Flat feet
- Six Feet Under
- wet one's feet
- Funny Feet
- Cats always land on their feet
- Stinky Feet project
- My Feet
- Eli who is over six feet tall
- US Survey Feet
- Sure feet
- one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
- She stood on my feet; and we danced
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Cutting off your feet for fun and profit
- Come here, you feet
- Five Feet Restaurant
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- Kitten with wet feet on a tile floor
- Worlds crumble at my feet
- 3 Feet High and Rising
- Swan Dive, Cold Feet, White Dress
- Sliding feet, soft singing
- Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
- Jellied pigs feet
- chicken feet soup
- The blood of fruits shall stain our feet as we stand at the Altar of Jack LaLanne
- Bathroom Voyeur Seeks Exhibitionist Prune Feet
- And she's walking as if her feet hurt
- The soles of their feet
- There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
- and we will walk till our feet ache
- Beneath your feet, San Francisco, something ancient is patiently waiting.
- and cats with quiet feet
- The Differences between Our Hands and Feet
- Ten feet tall, and bulletproof.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- cubic feet per second
- don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
- The world is large and deep and full of mystery, and if I cannot see this at my feet, I cannot see it anywhere.
- jiffy feet
- Your Hands, Feet, Eyes
- An army of slippers but only two feet
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- my feet bare in awe
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
- Fifteen Feet
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- Not Yours In Particular, I Mean Feet In General
- and the wind catches your feet
- had
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- If I had a nickel...
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- The best teacher I ever had
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- I had my balls shaved
- had a few
- The nuns had it coming
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- i had a dream about the future
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- I Had Always Known
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I had cool friends in high school
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
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