Findings:

• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• Taking your fiance's last name
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I take whatever you're given
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• I may or may not have been naked
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Take it or leave it
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Don't take sex too seriously
• A wee fire won't stop us
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• won’t take no for an answer
• You're either with us or you're against us
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• When you're alone
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• Fire
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Lost in Boston?
• The fires are sweeping through the outlying villages
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• under fire
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Three-alarm fire
• The Windscale Fire
• Fire in the Hills
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• You lack the fire
• First the music, then the fire
• fire sale
• Fired from the hip
• Agent Fire (user)
• Fire + Ice
• Fire at Midnight
• Fire Julian (user)
• We worried about the fire and the night
• I love naked
• The Naked God
• She makes my teeth naked
• Otherwise naked
• Naked but for Innocence
• Man... or Astro-man?
• island or lake?
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• A boy named Ben
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Life in the American business world
• you fall or fly every second
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• odd or even
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• Drugs Or Me
• For sale: my dreams. Price: a living wage, or best offer.
• Is love a verb or a noun?
• The presence or absence of stimuli:  part five
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• People Against Ridiculous Protests
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• It takes two to tango
• Take Me Down
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• take the red pill
• Take That, Mr Policeman
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• take a knee
• Take a Thief
• Take This to Your Grave
• Man takes drink. Drink takes drink. Drink takes man.
• What would it take for intimacy
• Take Shelter
• Take 20
• wont
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• You're so money
• Three strikes you're out
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• Pale Fire
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Triangle shirtwaist fire
• You're such a pretty girl
• St. Elmo's Fire
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• Fire spinning
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Fire on the Mountain
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Grace under fire
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We'll Keep the Home Fires Burning
• Fire fighting tools
• Flee from terror, to fire
• Fire mark
• Larry's Fire
• My master is fire
• Grass fire
• The Fire in the Heart
• Fire-roasted tomato soup
• The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
• Nake
• Naked Betrayal
• The Naked Gun
• naked sushi
• Naked Adventures
• Skate or Die
• St. John's or St. John?
• believe it or not
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Confusing yes or no answers
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Fight or flight response
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Bikespotting
• toni orr (user)
• Vicar or Whatever (document)
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
• Heads or tails?
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant

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