Findings:
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- Taking your fiance's last name
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
- won’t take no for an answer
- Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
- Take it or leave it
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- I was consistently naked for six weeks in 1972 to protest the Geneva Convention
- Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- You're either with us or you're against us
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- you still won't find what you're looking for
- A wee fire won't stop us
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just wearing black won't take care of that
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- I take whatever you're given
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- I may or may not have been naked
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
- The wound that won't heal
- You Won't Be Mine
- i wont say a w0rd (user)
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Genderflip this and you won't like it: Part II
- When you're dead, you're dead
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Kitten on fire
- You're to Make Young Gems
- Newton, you're a crackpot
- Prairie Fire
- Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
- Li, the clinging (fire)
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- faerie fire
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- heaping coals of fire
- You're there. Everywhere.
- Autumn Fires
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Fire Island
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- How to set yourself on fire
- You're served by the wrong personnel
- Canadian forest fires
- why am i me, and you're you?
- Fire damp
- Love by Night's Fire
- rapid fire (user)
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- your grace, your fire
- Forged in Fire
- Naked with intent to distribute
- Things one should do while naked
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- sleep naked
- Glen or Glenda
- For Better or For Worse
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- shift left (or right) logical
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Shit or get off the pot
- Am I Hot or Not?
- Bean Soup with Ham or Bacon
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- I must die or be better
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- exhaust or muffler repair
- Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
- An American in Tours
- America: love it, or leave it
- Live or Die
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Robosexual or what?
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- The Vortex, or the authoritarian Singularity
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- bicurious or bipolar regarding hot beverages
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
- Spooner or Later
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Take That
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- Take Back Vermont
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- make it take it
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- Everything I take for granted
- Calgon, take me away
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- dark highways take us near and far from home
- take (user)
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- when i take off my coat
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
- I regret you. I won't regret this.
- The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- Firebombing of Dresden
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- The sky is on fire
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- Fire in the Hole
- Buying a cell phone
- Surfside Hotel Fire
- Tag, you're dead
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- you're just a transparent gif in the dark
- The Great Fire of Newburyport
- Fuel My Fire
- The Fire Danger Today: Extreme
- NYC Fire Department Codes
- if you're afraid, that's where you should start
- The fire of God in his eyes
- fire bringer
- The fire of Hell in Christian theology
- fox fire (user)
- fire mission
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- fire piston
- i'm flying from a fire
- I sit naked on my balcony
- Walking around the house naked
- naked except for socks
- the naked sneff
- Queen or country?
- sooner or later
- When writers use Latin
- Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- To Bake Cod, or Haddock
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
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