at my job I'm allowed to wear jeans
but it helps if my shirt has a collar.

my house has no furniture.
my room has a rainbow colored chair.

I need signs to keep going in life.
I don't believe in signs.

my girlfriend won't let me smoke cigarettes.
last night we bought two packs.

I'm picky about what's playing on the radio.
I never listen to anything.

only when nobody is looking
do I then unbutton my pants.

I think I understand most people.
I won't ever understand me.

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