Findings:

• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Someday, I will be strong
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• The Revolution will be televised
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• You will be assimilated
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Everything will be alright
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Marks which will never be broken
• The revolution will not be televised
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I will be light
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be good when I am leader
• Should I be happy?
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• The end will be a sellout
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The television will not be revolutionized
• They will not be named!
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• There Will Be Blood
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• If it be your will
• My RPG will be a work of art
• There will never be another you
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Chant and be Happy
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• You never think it will be the ducks
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• It will never be just you
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• What life after death will really be like
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I cease to be
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I will always be weird inside
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Who Will Be There
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• node that will be my legacy
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The next life will be better
• I will always be in the details
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• There will be no more stories to read
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• all the cute guys will be there
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• there will be a last
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I will be your young sinner
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Even the dead will not be safe

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