Spork!

Marvelous plastic instrument of culinary doom!

 

SPORK!

three powerful tines rise from a gently curved bowl of perpetual elation

spork, two-headed hydra, dominates potatoes and cole slaw and soup

spork!

 

callooh, callay! oh frabjous flatware! I chortle in my rapture

 

spork

spork of power, spork of might, help me rule the world tonight!

 
 

Thanks to WonkoDSane for inspiration and the node title

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