Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I went to Ohio and all I got was a group of the most wonderful people I have ever met."

• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• All you ever did was let it happen
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Dick Green
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• The most confusing bet ever
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• All the most wicked things
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Of all the Seasons, Autumn is the Most Dangerous
• I remember when all this was trees
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• pointless HTML in email
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I must say, you present all kinds of wonderful thoughts
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• more sure of all I thought was true
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Long Haired Preachers
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• All the most sexual curse words contain the letter U
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• All I have left to lose
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Same as it Ever Was
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• all it cost him was a Penny
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• My paintings are all I have
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• All you ever dream
• About all that went wrong
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• not all people pay taxes
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• all she ever wanted
• Hickory Wind
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• some say he was never here at all
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All the fairies have gone
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Have You Ever Walked?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Was it ever there?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• All cats have nine tails
• I must have waited all my life for this
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• We are all we have
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• And All That Could Have Been
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• All he left her was alone
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• we can all just be around other people
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• We Ain't Got All Night
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• People Are Alike All Over
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea

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