Findings:
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- here's to waking up stronger
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- The Waking Sleep (document)
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- I remember, there was one
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
- Waking up next to EDB
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- This was not my going away party
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- A Land Between Waking and Sleep
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- It was not death, for I stood up
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The long waking up
- I remember when all this was trees
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Waking Up in the Psychedelic Emergency Room
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Sobering up before going to bed
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Waking up in a cold room
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- waking up at school
- Waking up next to your Valentine
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Thumbs Up going down
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Waking Up God
- I don't think the sun was up
- Tired of Waking Up Tired
- I was going to marry Marty
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- I didn't change anything!
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- The Old Man I didn't see die
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- And They Didn't Die
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- I didn't want to know that
- Things Didn't go Differently
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- as if he didn't exist
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- The Waking of Angantyr
- Everything is going to start charging!
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- going dumb
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- I'm going to be a Dad
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Going Solo
- going commando
- I'm Going Home
- Hey, how's it going?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- going forward
- Going out with a bang
- People who are going to hell
- Where's Everything going?
- humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
- going to the dogs
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Going through the motions
- this is it, we're going to die
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