Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I was a Difficult Child
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• A Child Was Born in 64
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• brain child
• Child pornography
• child sexual abuse
• A Space Child's Mother Goose
• My Problem Child
• child
• child star
• Child Prodigy
• A little child could never kill this clean
• inner child
• Voodoo Child
• Child of the 80s
• Anti Christ Devil's Child
• Only child
• child proof
• Is Humanism Molesting Your Child?
• Childed
• child abuse
• Destiny's Child
• star child
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Love Child (user)
• The Child
• Cathedral Child
• Yanomamo soul-eating child massacre
• What Child Is This
• Old-school child vs. new-school child
• child care
• cult of the child
• And what of this child?
• Sun Child (user)
• A Child's Amaze
• The Child who came from an Egg
• rabid child (user)
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• I am a wicked child
• child actor
• The thin line between art and child pornography
• A poignant mother-daughter moment on the subject of child sexual abuse
• Answer to a Child's Question
• Child of the Light
• Only child: Downside
• Bless the Child
• Night Child (user)
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Dead child on the roadside
• Child sims
• How to read to a child
• Child's View
• Selling Your Child
• Like a child
• Child and Marriage
• The Child with the Mirror
• Fiction: Inner Child
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• child care clearance
• Once a Child
• ivy child
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Child beauty pageants
• God Bless the Child
• Child Of Bodom (user)
• Things every child should be taught
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Friday's Child
• The Wild Child
• Child Support Agency
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Julia Child
• Child support is more than just money
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• Child Health Plus
• A Child's Christmas in Wales
• one child per family
• Battle of the Child Geniuses
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• To Murder the Child
• Today I kill my child
• Bobby Child
• Child of Nature
• child element
• A Child in Sheep's Clothing
• child process
• A Child's Garden of Verses
• Monoxide Child
• Camel, Lion and Child
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• A Child Called "It"
• Child Pornography Prevention Act 1996
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Sounding like a child
• child slavery
• Buried Child
• An Ungrateful Child
• A child's view of bigotry
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Child support
• feral child
• A Child's Grace
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Things I want my child to know
• Tactile child
• Mother and Child Reunion
• Child Heart O' Dirt Pump
• Child of God
• War Child
• For a child
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• A Child's View of the Army
• The Dying Child
• I Want to Walk as a Child of the Light
• Mother and Child Divided
• Where's your child?
• Geopoliticus Child Watching the Birth of the New Man
• bastard child of change
• An Unearthly Child
• Child in Red
• Illegitimate child
• Peace Child (user)
• Love Child
• child soldier
• Killing the beauty in a child through socialization
• Child's toy
• James Francis Child
• Child's Play
• Francis J. Child
• Child Psychology
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Third World Child
• Earning the respect of your inner child
• Our Lady's Child
• Spare the rod and spoil the child
• Hot Child in the City
• Bag of Crushed Child (user)
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• Child-Like Empress
• Story For An Advanced Child
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• A child's obligations
• Child is Father to the Man
• Making the Movies V Those Troublesome Child Players
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• What to read to a child
• Tuesday's Child
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• The Stolen Child
• Ocean child
• The Microsoft email message to announce the birth of Bill Gates' first child
• Teaching your child to ride a bike
• The Child by Tiger
• Look beyond your education, child of mine
• My Special Child
• Error and arrogance in Alice Miller's The Untouched Key
• foster child
• Lincoln Child
• How to send a child to college
• A child, looking for UFOs in the winter sky
• problem child (user)
• The damaged child
• Virtual child porn
• poster child
• Child's Play 2
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
• Things to consider when naming your child
• A Child's Garden of Grass
• Christina Aguilera presents the argument for child abuse
• Almond Child (user)
• To my child
• God's child (user)
• Butterfly Child
• The siren has the voice of a child

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