Findings:
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He Was Only Joking
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- At least he was gentle
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- An army of slippers but only two feet
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- He smiles but it's not real.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- /but what was the question?
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He Was a Crook
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- All he left her was alone
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I married him because he was not mean
- Skim this life but never live
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- not running from, but going to
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Starving in the greenhouse
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- But life is subjective.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- but these are only ripples
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- life / dinner principle
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He weaves his words
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He flops over and bonks his head
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
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