Findings:

• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• When You Reach Me
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was a homeless bum
• Heaven is High and the Emperor is Far Away
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Why must you live so far away?
• Faraway, So Close!
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Me, on a stage, fighting
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When you want me and how you want me
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Far Away
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Eye contact at a distance
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• You mean the me that you would be
• will you take me with you when you go?
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• stop adoring from so far away
• Calgon, take me away
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Thursday is so far away
• Far away from home
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Far away and missing the sea
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Far From Me
• You know you've been away from home too long
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• This node was made for you and me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When you met me, when I met you
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• Before you, there was me
• Away to me
• My Shoulder Wasn't Far Away
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• When the boss is away...
• Give Me A Home and Away
• This was not my going away party
• Faraway waterfalls
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Far away piece of myself
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Be Quiet and Drive (Far away)
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Over the Hills and Far Away
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• In what is the far away comes closeness
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• returning to that place from far away and long ago
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• when the truth walks away, everybody stays
• Suddenly alone among a million lives, far away from home
• Far, Far Away
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• take me away
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• When your presents give me hives
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• So close yet so far away
• What RU-486 means to me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• away from me
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• What my mother taught me
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• far be it from me
• Sunday Too Far Away
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• On the Banks of the Wabash, Far Away
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?

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