Findings:
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- You, standing
- Sex Monkey
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- The Monkeys Have Trouble
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Golden Spider Monkey
- monkey up
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Shock the Monkey
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- Fruit for the monkeys
- Your choice, monkey
- Spider Monkey's Biriyani Spices
- The Monkey and the Camel
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- I may or may not have been naked
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- monkey chow
- Welcome to the Monkey House
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Escape from Monkey Island
- Old monkey
- Shake your monkey maker
- howler monkey
- Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
- monkey code
- The Hundredth Monkey
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Why I want to have children
- monkey
- Sprung Monkey
- monkey gun
- Super Karate Monkey Death Car
- Twelve Monkeys
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Monkey Mafia
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- Monkey Knife Fight
- spider monkey
- finite monkeys theorem
- Purple monkey dishwasher (user)
- Spider Monkey's Biriyani
- Vervet Monkey
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- wafer monkey
- Monkey tentacle pr0n death-frenzy with gerbils and a ball-shaving lesbian triplet carnival
- Barrel of Monkeys
- The Monkey's Paw
- The Dancing Monkeys
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Spank the monkey
- Grease monkey
- Freaky Deaky Undead Sex
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Code Monkey
- snow monkey
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- monkey claw
- How to have lesbian sex
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Cyber gimp monkey
- Iron Monkey
- Punch the monkey and win $20
- Super Karate Monkey Death Fighters: the Movie
- The Curse of Monkey Island
- Monkey bars
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Thirsty monkeys!
- monkey, scratch
- Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
- packet monkey
- Monkey vs. Robot
- Proboscis Monkey
- Spider Monkey's Curry Powder
- Monkey Boy
- Scopes Monkey Trial
- Monkey Butt!
- Black-handed Spider Monkey
- Directions to Monkey Island
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- contract monkey
- Infinite Monkeys (user)
- Inflatable, biodegradable counter-terrorist assault monkeys
- WoOz: 14 The Winged Monkeys
- monkey wedding
- tape monkey
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I want to have your abortion
- Animals people have sex with
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- People want what they cannot have
- Two virgins about to have sex
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Sex in a small car
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Sex with a chicken
- It must have rained or something
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I want to have known
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Fnord Monkey (user)
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- scratch monkey
- Infinite monkeys theorem
- 12 Monkeys
- Infinite Monkeys
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Spanking the Monkey
- The Secret of Monkey Island
- Monkey Magic
- Brass Monkey
- Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys
- Monkey Island
- Monkey Jungle
- pluto monkey
- Flying Monkey Right
- space monkey
- Sea Monkey
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Monkeys and Their Mother
- The Monkey and the Fishermen
- Monkey Gone to Heaven
- The Monkey and the Dolphin
- Jupiter and the Monkey
- I like monkeys
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
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