Findings:
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- The Garbage Man
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm a Medieval Man
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- It is as when a man wants,
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Man... or Astro-man?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Neanderthal race, or man
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Give it back or I bite the little blue man
- Wanted Dead or Alive
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I just want my secret agent lover man
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- You, standing
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Spider-Man: Wanted: Dead or Alive
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm The Man
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- garbage can
- garbage collection
- garbage truck
- garbage collect
- garbage in, garbage out
- Microsoft wins award for garbage
- garbage day
- The Garbage Disposal Looks Hungry
- Garbage v2.0
- Chicago, heroin in the garbage, a girl
- Greta Garbage's Outrageous Bathroom Book
- Garbage Version 2.0
- garbage matte
- Meaningful Garbage
- Great pacific garbage patch
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- Garbage disposal
- garbage time
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a little tea pot
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- the words I'm after
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm falling in love with you
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
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