Findings:

• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I never thought it would be like this
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• eternity would be boring
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Where would America be without Canada?
• That I Would Be Good
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just to see what it would be like
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• it would be hilarious if only
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• How To Be Funny
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• That would be me
• The Ten Commandments revised
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Mind without body
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• A whimper would be fine
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• not as funny as it used to be
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• It is better to be thought a fool
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If you would be so kind
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If you would be seated
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• I never thought I would node this
• You mean the me that you would be
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• That Would Be Enough
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I thought that the tree would fall
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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