Findings:

• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I never thought it would be like this
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• eternity would be boring
• A whimper would be fine
• I never thought I would node this
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• it would be hilarious if only
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Mind without body
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I thought that the tree would fall
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• That I Would Be Good
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• That would be me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
• he would have cried
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• he would have laughed
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just to see what it would be like
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If you would be seated
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be so kind
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• You mean the me that you would be
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Surely he would remember this
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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