Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I swear to all above and below this earth, you tell ANYONE I did, I will do UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to you!"

• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• As above, so below
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• tell me all your reasons
• All Things Will Die
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• All I do is kiss you through the stars of Orion.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• Do what you will. I will
• Do What You Will
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Hell Below/Stars Above
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• Above All Electronics
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Above you, below me. (e2poll)
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Action on the Ox, Above and Below
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• mine eyes desire you above all things
• I will do science to it
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• God's is the Earth and all on it
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• maybe everything will work out after all
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• All you ever did was let it happen
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Above Earth
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• all living things must above all else have hope
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• My first comet
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• And in time all this will pass
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Card counter
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• will do (user)
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• You will not remember me at all
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• All I can do
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• some day we will all be gone
• all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• All will be well again in time
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Did I do that?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved

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