Findings:

• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm Going Home
• Stop using sexual activities as swear words!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Going Crazy
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• When are you going to stop running?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to the moon
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I swear I'm a real punk
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• They think I'm a god
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I swear I'm not crazy
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• My cats think I'm a God
• God of Gamblers
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god
• Word of God
• My God, it's full of stars
• In God We Trust
• Life After God
• There is no god but God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• Thou art God
• Other Gods
• Elder Gods
• Gloranthan Storm Gods
• Name of God
• God module
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• God's infinity
• The Wrath of God
• funerary god
• God of War
• Sun God
• fear of God
• God Plane
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
• Who makes God's rules?
• Can God lie?
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
• Small Gods
• Let go and let God
• God's Gift To Man
• God's Waiting Room
• false god
• Garden of the Gods
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• There is only ONE God
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Sea god
• Water god
• The God of Love
• Dead God
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• Gloranthan Darkness Gods
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• god awful (user)
• God Hates FAQs
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• My God
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Behave as if there were a God
• Nature's God
• Random Number God
• Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
• God vs. the Library of Congress
• I saw god
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
• kiss it up to God
• The God of Cookery
• kitchen god
• Faith In God
• Dancing Gods
• One nation under God
• God Knows
• God Bless America
• Hand of God
• The God That Failed
• God was created in man's image
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• carbon is god
• Woman of God
• Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God

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