Findings:
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- seedless grapes
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- Before they were famous
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to refer to laws
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Learn how to swear in different languages
- How to swear in Swedish
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How They Came to Bunbury
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- I was into them after they were hip
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- I told you they were nuts
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Automobile tire pressure
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to herd people in public
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How we were, before you were
- How we were, before we were
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- how the pyramids were built
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- Of course, they were wrong
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- It is sad how many were torn off
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Things never were what they used to be
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- They Were Eleven
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- and they were as flowers in a fire
- and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Or were they chords of sun?
- How to learn French swear words
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to grow marijuana
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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