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• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• So help me God
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So, what's the problem with me?
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• So much it scares me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• feline allergies
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So Sue Me
• so save me (user)
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You were always so good to me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• me so cute (user)
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• i require so little to sustain me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Me So Horny
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• So it goes
• U2 Faraway So Close
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Why we are so afraid
• so good
• So
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• It's Time for Me to Die
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Some Other Time
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Why do we treat them so well?
• SOS
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's so crazy it just might work
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• An Evening Among Headhunters and Other Reports From Roads Less Traveled
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• call me garbage one more time
• want me like time
• Angular banjos sound good to me
• I had a really good time tonight
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• so be it
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• so far
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• So close yet so far away
• You're so money
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• As above, so below
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• They are telling me it is time to go
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• You Really Got Me
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• all other times are better than 6 am
• September has such a feeling
• The shape of me and other stuff

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