Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I shall be on cloud 9 for the next few hours, please hold all my calls"

• we shall all be healed
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• You Shall Be Reclaimed
• this is where we all came to be
• the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• You Shall Be as Gods
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• all limitations must be overcome
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• To hold a pen is to be at war
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• listen()
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• some day we will all be gone
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Cursed shall you be in the city and cursed shall you be in the field
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Let there be another next time
• I Shall Be Released
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• All I ever wanted to be
• All units be advised
• All i need is something to hold on to.
• we can't all be rock stars
• we can all just be around other people
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• All ne'er-do-wells call diamonds apples.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• All will be well again in time
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Two Shall Be Born
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• The next life will be better
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When shall I be free?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Please call again
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• A few wisps of clouds linger, reluctant ghosts of drowned fisherman
• Please, Call me Honky
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• all those days are gone
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• Party all the time
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War

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