Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I saw a thousand ugly men and many even uglier women. I was sorry I did not have a dog to talk to."

• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Men make more money than women
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Dogs that have owned me
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Ways men evaluate women
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I did come to love, in a thousand years; you did die, for love
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• The inherent nature of men and women
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• The Many Exploits of Jackie Chan and Ronnie Silver: Two Men Living the American Dream
• Hot Dog Men
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Men have feelings too
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• I used to have so many dreams
• We did not know it was a war
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Why men like women's breasts
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• Forget women - here's what men want
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Why women like the smell of men
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I must have called a thousand times
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Even the moon was wrong
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• we have to talk
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• how many lines of code have you written?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• too many men on the ice
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The difference between men and women
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Judging women by their books
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Men and Women
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Men vs Women
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• The Dog It Was That Died
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Temple of a Thousand Dogs
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• O keep the Dog far hence, thats friend to men
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I did not have that on my bingo card
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• I have lost many things, so many
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I have too many clothes
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I saw what you did there
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• a dream you did not have
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself

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