Findings:

• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• When I Read the Book
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• we read from the book as it is written
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• read this book
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• read a book to kindergarteners
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When I Read Shakespeare
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• dictated but not read
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Books Senso Has Read (category)
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• That Was Then, This is Now
• When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• /but what was the question?
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The Book I Haven't Read
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• When silence reads tension
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• it was true then
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• Books kthejoker Read In 2008 (category)
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• read a book, you sexy orphan
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• a dozen books I should have read you
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Not atheist, but what then?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Reasons to read books
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I'd rather read a book
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• My library books are late, but I don't care

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