Findings:

• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You make Gaia cry
• Why onions make you cry
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• I make liberty cry (user)
• Never Cry Wolf
• Future Wolf II: Never Cry Wolf: Origin of The Series
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• two positives never make a negative
• Flowers Never Cry
• Making the heartless girl cry
• Make a home-weary traveller's heart smile
• Make Tenure Fast
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• Wiener Schnitzel
• Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• How to make coffee drinks
• Still I'll make this water home
• How to make a magic picture cube
• Beaky Makes a Friend
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• The Weird Resurrection of the Frog that Makes the Rain
• how to make a spider
• Similes To Make You Smile
• once set, words make a world of their own
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• meant for your eyes only
• Answering a phone that never rings
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I never
• I was never any good at maths at school
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Accidents Never Happen
• the smallest integer never considered
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• A place where the sun never sets
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• A thousand stories never told
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• In a dream you are never eighty
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Never drink in a pub with a flat roof
• the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
• The board game I never win
• when my father cries
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• Cry of the Ancients
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter
• Sheepfarmer's Daughter
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• shortcrust pastry
• Make a beat
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• How to make a fake fire
• This should make you very quiet
• Making conversation
• make someone pay
• This node does not make sense
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Make me one of you
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• How to make a crossword puzzle
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Creation: Life and how to make it
• Do Make Say Think
• Media makes art
• Geeks make good lovers
• How to make a liqueur
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Make E2 Pretty: Voting (document)
• The earth's tears make her smiles bloom
• The Li-Mon-Eags Make Trouble
• Make your own deodorant
• The Lazy Vegetarian Makes Chorizo Tacos
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• You'll never work in this town again!
• never use variable arguments in C++
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• never show this dialog box again
• floating and never settling
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I Never Hear the Word "Escape"
• I never saw daylight in all that time
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Oceania has never been at war
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• you never know
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• the speak of cry
• How to cry in public
• Men Cry Bullets
• Don't cry for the Angels
• Machir's daughter
• The Marsh King's Daughter
• Rappaccini's Daughter II
• Making Photos of Your Baby Daughter in the Early 80s
• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
• Make a poke
• The less you know, the more money you make
• Msgs that make you feel loved
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• How to make your own toothpaste
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• make it take it
• How To Make Your Nose Bleed
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• How to make a duct tape wallet
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• How to make an Enigma
• Make an egg bounce
• Make Tea Not War
• Make pages using the Symbol font display correctly in Mozilla/Firefox
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Make Room! Make Room!
• Make Hay While the Sun Shines
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• Soy makes you strong!
• Make It Good
• Make America Hate Again
• How to make gravy
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• It's never him
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Never feed hotdogs to a grouper
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• Never The End (user)
• The empire never ended
• You'll never win anything with kids
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• European condom marketing methods never cease to amaze
• Never piss off a ballerina
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• The past is never dead. It's not even past.
• I wanted Mary to cry blood
• I think of you every time I cry

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