Findings:

• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• They Might Be Giants
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Being a dickhead
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Don't be an IM phantom
• You might be a Washingtonian
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• I'm not racist but...
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I Might Be Wrong
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Adam fell that men might be
• Beware! This might be reality!
• you just might be evil
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Your god might be evil....
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You might be a Michigander
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You might be a Mormon
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Hot pursuit
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your dog might be evil...
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• I'm going to be a Dad
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• might be burned in at this point
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• but you wanna be bad
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• You might be a moogle...

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