Findings:

• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• An eternity spent apart from God
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• What I have learned from being fired
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• story ideas from the pansophoscope blog (category)
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• Worlds Apart
• Po, splitting apart
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Signs that your band practice is falling apart
• Things Falling Apart
• how to take apart an orange pip
• We walked together, miles apart
• A Mood Apart
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• Women's Roles in Things Fall Apart and Heart of Darkness
• Stars Apart (user)
• Together, yet apart
• Shades Apart
• The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• We are the same age but years apart
• Villages in Germany are three kilotons apart
• Things Fall Apart (user)
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• her beauty broke my bones, shattered my thoughts, tore apart my soul
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• How to get blown apart
• everything falls apart under the microscope
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• For a dictionary falling apart slowly
• This is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart
• In this moment, when everything has come apart...
• peck apart a heart
• Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• my body can tear itself apart
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• imperfect being (user)
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• being close to another person
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• World of Being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The dangers of being open minded
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• The perks of being a wallflower
• On Being Human
• The bored who complain
• It's nice being in shape
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• Stupid Sports, Games and Pastimes (category)
• The honor of being a rat
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• Being the Younger Man
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• On being a staunch monarchist
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• The benefits of being single
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• Being a dickhead
• Toward a Psychology of Being
• On not being a writer in Prague
• On being a rock
• Steps To Being a Webmaster
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!

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