Findings:
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- gods we may be
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I may not be unbreakable
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Rebeca Martinez
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- i know you are but what am i
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- I am nothing in the presence of a god
- I am but higher
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- i am tha god a speed
- may their names be sung forever
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- God must be deaf
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- and the world may be long for you
- Animals which may be immortal
- meteors may be fallen angels
- My life may no longer be my own
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- You Shall Be as Gods
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
- Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
- Your god might be evil....
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- May the Fourth be with you
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- God must be living in the sea.
- Fishing may be painful
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- I am the god of fuck!
- I am blind when I want to be
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- i am god 1792 (user)
- For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
- It will be good when I am leader
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I am nothing but my sins
- For the love of God, I am not a female!
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am but a moth before your flame
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- To God Be the Glory
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I Am a Child of God
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- May the Force be with you
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- may you be granted a purple robe
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- If God was willing to let it be
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Be that as it may
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- I Am Your God (user)
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- Hot pursuit
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
- Be My God
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- I am the God of Static Electricity and Vibrators
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