Findings:
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- love poem to the monsters under my bed
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Love poem from the monsters under my bed
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- I love you, but I dare not tell you.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I love you but I have to let you go
- You, standing
- I want to fall in love
- Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- But can a robot love.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- I want to write love letters to all of my friends
- oh, Johnny Johnny Johnny, I want that kind of love
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- Love & Monsters
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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