Findings:

• There is nothing the dead can do
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• You, standing
• There is nothing left to cry about
• There is something we can do
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• What dogs dream about
• The goggles, they do nothing
• i do not worry about
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Can We Talk About This?
• Any song can be a love song
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• But can a robot love.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• A story about a person I do not know
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I can only love a world with empty pockets
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
• Much Ado About Nothing I.ii
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Are there contingencies for brothers you loved?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• One point five words about love
• nick can write love poems again
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• There's something about a funeral
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• This is a poem I wrote about nothing in particular
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Know How, Can Do
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Nothing can stop me now
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Who do you love?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Nothing Gold Can Stay
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Do not fight what isn't there
• Much Ado About Nothing I.i
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• A friendly little reminder that nothing can last forever
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• How Do I Love Thee?
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• There's Something About Mary
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• There is nothing outside the text
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• a woman I do not love
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• How do you get there?
• And Lord knows, do we love.
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• There is nothing inside of you
• small intimate talk about nothing
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• There's something about cats... (category)
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
• Do I Love You (Indeed I Do)
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• there's nothing left to take a look at
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• there is nothing you keep, there is only a reflection
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• can the patient make love?
• How do you love your ass?
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Twelve words about love
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• fourteen words about love
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• All I can do
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address

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