Findings:

• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• I really really scared myself this evening
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• The Girl Can't Help It
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Violins can't help it
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• i know you are but what am i
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• But what are they really thinking?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• Sexist jokes
• Not really by the rules, but...
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I know. I can't remember.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
• Butt hinge
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child

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