Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to break through the next locked door
- How Prom nearly killed me
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- How To Meet Girls
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- how I knew I loved you
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- The Girl Next Door
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
- How to not get the girl
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- "girl next door' attractive personality
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How television car chases influenced me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- how my computer nearly killed me
- I wish I knew how to quit you
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- When you want me and how you want me
- Pencil me in for next Tuesday
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- OBAFGKM
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- To that cute little goth girl sitting in the pizza parlour
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- Making the heartless girl cry
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- How to get a girl's attention
- How to meet the most girls
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to Pull Girls
- Maddie: The Girl Next Door(Erotic Story)
- You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- He taught me how to smoke
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- How Do You Want Me?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- My first comet
- How much for the little girl?
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Next time you leave me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Because I dig you
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Because it's wrong
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Because that would make sense
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Disappointed Woman Sitting In Bed Stock Photo
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
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