Findings:

• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I had been hungry all the years
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• She Had to Be Sure
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• This has not been an easy year.
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• what she kisses twice
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I almost had to wait
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Three years she grew in sun and shower
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• It's been years since we were born
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Helping people cheat
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• she had already found her party
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• she had mood ring eyes
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• she blows a virtual kiss to the net of ether
• each flake a cold kiss she brushes off
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• They had been expecting me
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Never Been Kissed
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Almost Blue
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• almost always
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• almost all
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• you know you've been caught
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I've been working on my homework

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