Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee"

• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• for crying out loud
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• oh for crying out loud
• thinking out loud
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Get out the crying towel
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• typing out loud
• Crying you out of my heart
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• How to read poetry out loud
• Lick me out
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• From stars just out of reach
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Don't go out without a coat
• out loud
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• out of stock
• Eat your heart out, Steve
• wig out
• Geek's guide to working out
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• out of the books
• how to short out a phone line
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• bleeding out
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Let the cat out of the bag
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• bummed out
• Singled Out
• Wig Out at Denko's
• Quick tips for Google
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• A step out of time
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• It's too crowded out here
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• snarking out
• geek out
• drop out
• Out of print
• Duke it out
• Hold out
• let the smoke out
• Rabbit out
• Get out of jail free card
• clip out
• way out
• meeting people out of context
• Coming out is a lifelong process
• Coming out of the broom closet
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• lose out
• A coming out node
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• bug out bag
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 3
• The Easy Way Out (document)
• Making a cat o'nine tails out of Cat 5 cable
• Clerks: Sell Out
• Brother Damien Takes Out the Moose
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Speak Out Against British Imperialism!
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• She went out through the bathroom window
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• lip out
• Threw the baby out with the bath water
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said

If you Log in you could create a "I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.