Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee"

• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• for crying out loud
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• oh for crying out loud
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Get out the crying towel
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• typing out loud
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• How to read poetry out loud
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Crying you out of my heart
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Lick me out
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• From stars just out of reach
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• out loud
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Out loud in a crowd
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Don't go out without a coat
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• thinking out loud
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• pop out
• Out of Africa
• garbage in, garbage out
• fan out
• Out of the Cradle Endlessly Rocking
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• swiped out
• matter out of place
• pound out
• The lights are out
• No place to throw out the bathwater
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• tap out
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Getting the maximum amount of paint out of a tube
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• out of date
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• In reach. Out of touch.
• Laundry/town/OUT!
• Down and Out in Paris
• Out (user)
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Not missing out
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
• Bringing Out the Dead
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Come out swinging
• out like a light
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Out on the shorts
• Out, Out--
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Can't get you out of my head
• Let it out, break it down
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• After the flood all the colors came out
• The jury is still out
• Stepping Out
• A metaphor for sex
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• Rationales for dining out
• Out of storage media, out of mind
• As I Roved Out
• Exotic evening out
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• Getting Blu-Tack out of carpet
• snow is creeping down the foothills. drawn out to a cold prairie, shameless with window-lights.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Splash out
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• No one gets out of this life alive
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Cat. Bag. Out.

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