Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee"

• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• oh for crying out loud
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• for crying out loud
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• out loud
• Out loud in a crowd
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Lick me out
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Outside she reads, outside she is reading the evacuation procedure, out loud
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• thinking out loud
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• From stars just out of reach
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Some things just fall out of favor
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Get out the crying towel
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• typing out loud
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• How to read poetry out loud
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• There are a million girls like me out there
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• Crying you out of my heart
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Don't go out without a coat
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• How to Fall Out of Love
• Making out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• Dating through a score out of nine
• International Wear Your Shirt Inside Out Day
• Jesse Jackson Sr.'s Speech at the 2000 DNC: Stay out of the Bushes
• Go out and get some fresh air
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• The end will be a sellout
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• splat out
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• Crowding out
• How to make a weapon out of duct tape
• peter out
• Out of Order signs for personal gain and amusement
• Don't call me Debbie
• Paper Dolls Out Of U (user)
• Somewhere Out There
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• It's been odd out in the world
• night out
• How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
• How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• out of minutes
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• go out
• platonic making out
• Out for a buck
• Push out
• tricked out
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• pull out all the stops
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Watch out now, that rain is wet
• Out of Space
• How to make a purse out of duct tape
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• Putt it out
• Letting the cows out of the barn
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
• Joey's Night Out
• Don't tell me everything
• Out of the Wild
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.

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