Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee"

• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• for crying out loud
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• oh for crying out loud
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Get out the crying towel
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• From stars just out of reach
• typing out loud
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• How to read poetry out loud
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Lick me out
• Don't Go Out the Door
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Crying you out of my heart
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• out loud
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Out loud in a crowd
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• thinking out loud
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't go out without a coat
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Crawling out
• Pig out
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Just call me fluffy
• Out of the Rolling Ocean the Crowd
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• weeding out
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Watch out for falling meat
• How to Ride Out a Storm
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Big Day Out 2002
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• Are You Out There?
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 6
• Screws fall out
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Top out
• Roughing Out a Theory of Brain
• It Came Out of the Sky
• National Coming Out Day
• imagine the moment a rock falls out of place, amidst the vast sea of unmoving it experiences
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
• pap smear
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• boss i wish you had told me
• go out
• How to Fall Out of Love
• Making out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• Dating through a score out of nine
• International Wear Your Shirt Inside Out Day
• Jesse Jackson Sr.'s Speech at the 2000 DNC: Stay out of the Bushes
• Go out and get some fresh air
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• The end will be a sellout
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• splat out
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• Crowding out
• How to make a weapon out of duct tape
• peter out
• Out of Order signs for personal gain and amusement
• Paper Dolls Out Of U (user)
• Somewhere Out There
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Twenty out of Twenty
• The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Is anyone out there?

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