Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee"

• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• for crying out loud
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• oh for crying out loud
• How to read poetry out loud
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Lick me out
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• Get out the crying towel
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• From stars just out of reach
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• out loud
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Don't Go Out the Door
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Out loud in a crowd
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Crying you out of my heart
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• thinking out loud
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't go out without a coat
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• typing out loud
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• pull the finger out
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• They really are some out there
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
• The Devil Rides Out
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Jesus driving out the Temple moneychangers
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• get out the vote
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• I got a good giggle out of this...
• The PRECISE moment America fell slightly out of love with Michael Jackson
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• sold out
• Freak Out
• knock out
• I figured out Faith
• out of solution
• Bat Out of Hell
• I Sit and Look Out
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Is she really going out with him?
• When all the stars go out at night
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Three Step Out For A Walk
• Come Out Ye Black and Tans
• black out
• in/CASINO/OUT
• peeling out
• Out of Season
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Down and Out in Beverly Hills
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 5
• Getting water out of a cactus
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• him will I blot out of my book
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The Shadow Out of Time
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• hang out
• Making love out of nothing at all

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