Findings:

• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I just couldn't work like that
• your teeth just won't stop chewing at my heart
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Just give him the damned fish
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• one thing just tears him down
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• the stars were falling just for him
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I knew I couldn't build a cat
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• It couldn't be
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I couldn't care less
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Because I couldn't
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• we couldn't find the address
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• It couldn't hurt
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• Why couldn't John
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• What Noah couldn't know-ah
• Time has inertia we couldn't observe
• It couldn't be us
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• him
• To let him know
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• For Him I Sing
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I ain't mad at him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Peace be upon him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Is she really going out with him?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• I didn't want him
• Jen, I really hate him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• To Him Who Waits
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• An Ode for Him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• death passed him by
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• She Misses Him
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• My self-image hurts him
• I was Chris to him
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Send him to Detroit!
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• His Infernal Majesty
• A day without him is three months long
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• Lui: A View of Him
• A day without him is three years long
• As Nature Made Him
• HIM (user)
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• him da best (user)
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Worship Him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• H-I-M (user)
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• A poem for when I loved him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I know him cince I k (user)
• At night, she still believes in him
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• better off with him than here with me
• I hadn't told him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• o come let us adore him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• Him, the harbinger of Nothing
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• hims (user)
• With him it was always like

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