Findings:

• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• People you haven't seen in years
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• This has not been an easy year.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• It's been years since we were born
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had been hungry all the years
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost surely
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• I almost did it
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost broke the rules
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• you know you've been caught
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• You've Been Dumped
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I've Been Tired
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I've been working on my homework
• Life had been an opportunity lost

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