Findings:

• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Friends since 6th grade
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• and I haven't seen her since.
• Fuck like bunnies
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• grade school
• I've been smoking ever since
• Like fuck, said the duck
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• If You Liked School You'll Love Work
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Chill like an penguin and drink like a lush: A back to school nodermeet and toga party!
• It's been years since we were born
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Since U Been Gone
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• love like you've never been hurt
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Since I've Been Loving You
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• The way things have always been done
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• I’ve been completed
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It's been odd out in the world
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I've been on the net (user)
• I appear to have been misinformed

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