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did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
It's better to regret something you HAVE done
The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
She Will Have Her Way
When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Ways that I like to think of Jesus
Treatment of corporations
It's better to have loved and lost
An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
Bitch Better Have My Money
All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
Stereotypes have to start somewhere
you can't have it both ways
The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
I have started a box
Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
all you have to do is think and they'll grow
we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
The way things have always been done
Some better way to say goodbye
The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
Do not think that way, Subhuti.
I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
I have children; therefore I am better than you
My Bitch Better Have My Money
If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
Penis size and impregnation
You'd better start hauling ass
worse things have happened to better people
better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
sometimes it's better that way
Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
How many geniuses have we lost this way?
The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
a better way to fall in love
Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
People who think they have to double-click everything
I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
I Think I Should Have Loved You
Getting rid of start menu items
moment after moment, we have to find our own way
Wishfully think they have souls.
There has to be a better way to make human beings
God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
I think it's time to find a way outside
the way we think
A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
better
the better angels of our nature
Better Living Through Chemistry
Better Than Ezra
Even better than the real thing
better, faster, cheaper
I look better when I am wet
Music was better in the old days
Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
Better luck next time
Nobody Does It Better
females are better than males
Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
Much better than a piss test
Better Dead Than Red
The book is better than the movie
It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
Know me better, and love me better
Everything's better with vocoders!
A better place
10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
Ideas are better than apples
Why chocolate is better than sex
CD vs. vinyl
When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
It's better to be hated than ignored
The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
Better in the original
The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
It doesn't get any better than this
Better Living Through Circuitry
It's better to be alone than to wish you were
I like the curves far better
Robert Frost deserves better
Music that sounds better backward than forward
I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
Typing in all caps works better
A moral system based on more and better sex
Better Man
Exhaustion is better than drugs
If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
Bugger this: I want a better world
Why IRC is better than Real Life
Why Real Life is better than IRC
six steps to better software
Are we better than everything else?
A better life through lying
Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
Some Days are Better than Others
'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
A better door
all other times are better than 6 am
Better Business Bureau
all better
I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
What Everything does better than anything else
Smurfs are the key to a better world
Not everything is better spoken aloud
I can degrade myself better than you can
Better the devil you know
Original better than the sequel
Something Even Better
How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
There's no better mirror than a child
You had better...!!!
Nothing's better than rocking out
Is a crush better than a relationship?
Making a Better Plastic Cup
Better safe than sorry
Tourist children's souls taste better
Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
Worse is better
You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
It's better to burn out than to fade away
It is better to be thought a fool
Better solutions for surname descent
Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
Circular chips are better than triangular chips
Two heads are better than one
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
Second city is better theory
Better Than Garbo
The next life will be better
Half a loaf is better than none
Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
Rebeca Martinez
Getting Better
What can be better than that?
had better
Better Days
better late than never
There were times better than this
E2 can only get better (e2poll)
I've got better things to do than drugs
Love will fill us up, will make us better than
World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
Better things to do? (e2poll)

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