Findings:

• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I would like to have emotions
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• Why is a raven like a writing desk?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Would you like to know more?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• More like a fable than a person
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
• I have never felt more alive
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• blondes have more fun
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• What is it like to have a soul?
• What it's like to have a community
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What it's like to have cancer
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Ten Years and More
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• help desk
• Reference Desk (document)
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Desk Tour
• clue desk
• Desk! (user)
• Physicians Desk Reference
• Figurines on your desk
• there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
• behind the desk
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• my desk
• A computer in every home and on every desk
• Guide to using a mixing desk
• mixing desk
• Desk Calendar
• Reply (Crumpled on Her Desk)
• Desk Mate
• lap desk
• desk (user)
• desk check
• She'd move, breaking the magnetism between her chair and my desk
• desk copy
• Tales from the front desk
• The Characteristics Of Adjustable Computer Desks
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• One Telling Ten Thousand
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho

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