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• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I am nothing but my sins
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Khaled Islambouli
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• I am the very model of a newsgroup personality
• I am something of a bathos connoisseur
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I am going to demolish your skeleton
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I love you but I have to let you go
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am Jack's wasted life
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• But life is subjective.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I am going to die
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
• I am but higher
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I say I am
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• i know you are but what am i
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Being a dickhead
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Skim this life but never live
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Love cookies
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• not running from, but going to
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I have children; therefore I am better than you

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