Findings:

• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• You can work in the pit
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• I can see the lacy blue of your lust beneath the surface
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• Damn, you can see stars
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Can I have a light?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Can you not see the Nazi
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I can still see you
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I can see the evening stars
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• Can you spare some change?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• what can i see without looking?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I do have some things to hide
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• it's God's work to have us fail
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• we have a lot of work to do
• How your brain works
• Have brain, will travel
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Something I Can Never Have
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• How can an atheist have morals?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• As any fool can plainly see
• I Can See for Miles
• You can see through my mask
• As far as the eye can see
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You can see right through me
• What can infants see?
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I can see your house from here
• I can see her face
• like you're blind but still can see
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How can I see far?
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• just to have some human contact
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• You have your work cut out for you
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I have to return some videotapes
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• As to some lovely temple, tenantless
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Pinky and the Brain
• Brain freeze
• brain rectification
• Brain damage
• brain fart
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• This is your brain on drugs
• brain stem
• Sir Brain (user)
• brain drain
• Global Brain
• brain surgery
• insane brain noise
• If I only had a brain
• Brain Drain (user)
• brain augmentation
• Unix brain damage
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• How many chickens?
• Brain Teaser
• Your Method Works
• brain transplant
• Scoutmaster Brains
• Warning: Ecstasy may cause brain damage
• Brains are sexy
• My brain went on vacation and left my pancreas in charge
• bad brain day
• Brain Smasher
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• pidgin brain
• The Green Brain
• Brain Teaser: Five Hats
• Give Me the Brain
• What're we gonna do tomorrow night, Brain?
• Mutant brains of London cabbies
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• Black box for the brain
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• never trust a minty brained man
• burn in the brain

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