Findings:
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- I sold my soul for a gift I scarcely use, which I keep to myself
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I have no faith in your God
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Dear God, I Hate Myself
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- it's God's work to have us fail
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I have to catch myself around you
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- For God's sake, just have another election
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- God
- God of Gamblers
- The Mote in God's Eye
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- act of god
- Word of God
- Gödel's theorem applied to God
- God damned sons of bitches
- My God, it's full of stars
- In God We Trust
- Life After God
- There is no god but God
- The day God took back the edges
- God's shoddy workmanship
- God only knows
- Nine Billion Names of God
- Thou art God
- Other Gods
- Elder Gods
- Gloranthan Storm Gods
- Dear God
- Name of God
- God module
- Gloranthan Chaos Gods
- God's infinity
- The Wrath of God
- funerary god
- God of War
- Sun God
- fear of God
- God Plane
- Scientist's God of the Gaps
- porcelain god
- God Mode
- God complex
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Who makes God's rules?
- Can God lie?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- Small Gods
- Let go and let God
- God's Gift To Man
- God's Waiting Room
- false god
- Garden of the Gods
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- There is only ONE God
- God Save the Queen
- God and Goddess
- God Lives Underwater
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Your God Is Too Small
- Sea god
- Water god
- The God of Love
- Dead God
- Gloranthan Lunar Gods
- Gloranthan Darkness Gods
- To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
- god awful (user)
- God Hates FAQs
- Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
- As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- God as a reductio ad absurdum
- Every Man for Himself and God Against All
- God (user)
- Wind God Family
- God among Lice (user)
- Morality without God
- God's name
- God Damn it!
- Playing God
- God helps those who help themselves
- My God
- tell God I said 'hi'
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Behave as if there were a God
- God, thanks for inventing breasts
- Nature's God
- Random Number God
- Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
- God vs. the Library of Congress
- I saw god
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
- kiss it up to God
- The God of Cookery
- kitchen god
- Faith In God
- Dancing Gods
- One nation under God
- It was all God's fault
- God Knows
- God Bless America
- Hand of God
- The God That Failed
- God was created in man's image
- Thank GOD for Supermodels!
- carbon is god
- Woman of God
- Guido Ubaldus' proof of the existence of God
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